When you know.....you know

You know it's LATE when....

        -you put the cereal box away in the FRIDGE

You know you're finally a WOMAN when....

        -you crave CHOCOLATE every single day and cry over anything

You know you are in LOVE with a food when....

        -you ask the server to box up SOMEONE ELSE'S leftovers for you to take home

You know you're STRESSED when....

        -you look like Rudolf with 3 eyes and have 50 KNOTS in your back

You know you're PRETTY good looking when....

        -a 4th grade GIRL says, "see ya hottie," and "good-bye gorgeous" 

You know you're getting OLD when....

        -you can drive for over 20 minutes before even realizing that you NEVER turned the radio on

You know you're PROCRASTINATING when....

        -you know what everyone is thinking or doing at the moment.  thank you FACEBOOK. and you have a recently updated blog

You know you're looking forward to RETIREMENT when....

        -you can sit at a restaurant for over 3 hours talking and PLAYING CARDS with friends

You know you've lived in Provo for almost 6 YEARS when....

        -you catch yourself singing HYMNS as you walk up the stairs to your apartment

You know you need to start eating more HEALTHY when....

        -you realize that you honestly haven't eaten a single vegetable in over 2WEEKS

You know you're not that SPECIAL or unique looking when....

        -you're told every day that you either LOOK FAMILIAR or like someone they know

You know your life is SO blessed when....

        -you just STOP and think for a minute


     

Laws of the Universe

 

 The Laws of the Universe are as follows:

#1  Always let a machine walk for you.

#2  If you lay by someone long enough, you Will make-out with them.

#3  If you sit in front of a plate of food long enough, you will eat it all.

These are the type of conversations you have when you go out to dinner with Drew.  

This is the same Drew that took me out 6 years ago and when he picked me up and we were wearing the exact same outfit, without even a hesitation he said, "go change."  (with both of us having blonde hair...it looked like we had just returned from family pictures).

The same Drew that when he dropped me off that same night and my carbon monoxide detector was going off he said, "oh...you'll be fine."  (He text me in the morning to make sure I had survived through the night....how sweet of him).

AND Last night, Drew even asked if we were listening to Radio Disney when Owl City came on the radio.  haha

Thanks for teaching me about life and the Universe Drew!