Cover your Bum!

What kind of demented old lady will you be??? 
Well....I took the quiz to find out.

A little bit frisky

You are very spry for your age and you tend to suprise people by popping up unexpectedly. You enjoy pinching bottoms of both sexes and you can get away with it as because you are old. You love to giggle and joke, but sometimes make people a little uncomfortable as you tend to be a tad innappropriate.

All I can say is I can't wait to be old.  You better watch out!!  I just went and got ice-cream with my good friend and we were talking about all the crazy old patients we see at the hospitals we're at.  It's so funny that I can sit with my patient and say....

"Today is Tuesday.  What day is it?"  

The sweet little (and might I add, well groomed, a lot of hair can be scary) 92 year old man that I do therapy with at the hospital replies,

"Oh, I don't know....Friday?"

This goes on for a half an hour.

And....this is what I'll have 6 years of education and a Master's degree to do!!  

It's sad to work with demented individuals but it sure makes work entertaining. 
When I'm old and demented, want to go out with me?? I'm sure we'll get the waiters laughing.
They better watch out! I might be a bit frisky.

Feel the heat

I'm feeling a lot of pressure right now.  And the weight of the world is on MY shoulders.  As Ward Employment Specialist, I am responsible for getting the world out of this economic slump.  (sadly I was released from my most favorite calling in the world--Relief Society Teacher).  My goal for my ward is 100% employment.  I'm feeling a lot of pressure.  I'm supposed to report to President Obama.  Yes Obama...my ward has 100% employment.  If you need a job....I am a SPECIALIST.  Just doing my part....

The Stare Down!

Our first party of the year.....well...I'll just let the flier explain.
There was a lot riding on this party, for if this party was a success there would be many more to come. I don't want to ruin the following pictures but let's just say I can't wait for next months party (I hear it might be a speed contest--as in the card game. I'm not into that other stuff. )

This is our cute balcony. I don't know why we didn't spend more time out there all along. It is now my favorite past time. Anyone is invited to come over for some PORCH CHAT.

On to the rules of the night. Now...as the night progressed, we learned from experience and had to add additional rules. Such as, no staring at the girls chest, shining bright lights, or blowing in their face.

This is the night in action. We had these silly glasses with the big ugly nose and mustaches for people to wear.

Oh, Paige....definitely my favorite. You should have seen some of the stuff other people brought.

Me and my other 3 roommates were the refs....hence the whistle.

Besides the most delicious cupcakes ever...we had blow pops and laffy taffy.

Yes, we had a bracket. And probably my favorite part of the night when everyone was silent and staring and the starers. Weird how as a spectator of the sport you don't feel like you can blink either. My eyes starting watering just watching them.

Our WINNERS!! Nick and Jason. I'm not even joking, this contest was legit. I wish you could have seen them. They would do ANYTHING to not blink. To the point where tears were streaming down their face. In case you were wondering how I did....I'm horrible at the game.

welcome welcome, one and all

Yes!! This is true. The day has come AGAIN that I am going to try to start blogging for all my friends and fam. Now...I'll be honest, the last time I started a blog (in which the address still exists out there somewhere and actually Lacy still has a link to from her blog) I set up and never returned to again. That was October 2007. I tried picking up from where I left off but I can't even figure out how to log into it. Oh well....SO, because I really have no idea how to do anything on the computer and my friends at school love for my non-existent computer skills to be the topic of conversation at wedding showers....we'll have to see if I can figure out the blogging thing this time, and make it last longer than 1 day. I'm excited to start sharing and recording my fun adventures and my dating life (that's for you 105)!! They're all married so they think hearing about my single life is so funny....which sometimes it really is. Here's to blogging!!