How Old Am I?

WRONG.

I have the body of a 17 year old.
And the brain of an 80 year old.

I lost my car in the parking lot today.

Another reason to hate Walmart.

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT

Wow!  It's amazing how I don't even notice the boxes anymore.  
Truly an idea of a genius.
I sure hope that nothing valuable is EVER being delivered. 

In my opinion....I think there's a better chance of me being oblivious to two boxes sitting outside an apartment door rather than  A FLOATING door mat.

Milennium Time Capsule

Packed on: January 19, 2000
Opened on:  April 11, 2010

I have waited 10 years for this!
 
As evident by what I choose to place in my time capsule.....

clothing of choice: Abercrombie and Fitch, Silver Jeans, Roxy, Hurley, American Eagle, The Limited, Dr. Martens

remember these??..........

and these.........

 Some of my other favorite items in the time capsule were......

 a post card of..............

an AMAZING family picture......which I won't post on here to save some of my family members from embarrassment.   It it SO FUNNY!   And Kim and I are wearing the tattoo necklaces in it.

A picture from the movie Ever After......I don't even like that movie.....or Drew Barrymore.

AND apparently I was OBSESSED with.......

I wrote a letter to myself in GELLY ROLL pens which said:
Whats up!!?!! {with the ? written as a 2 with a dot under it....i was so cool} When you'll be opening this it will be 2010.  I am writing this now on Jan. 18, 2000.  I am in the 8th grade at Albion middle.  I really enjoy watching Jazz games and Friends.  I like to wear American Eagle, Abercrombie & Fitch, Luckys, Doc Martins, Roxy, and Silver.  I like listening to Backstreet Boys. On Oct. 29, 1999 I went to their concert.  I really love to eat at Taco Bell.  I really like snowboarding, dancing, and being with my friends. 

Two papers I filled out.......some of my favorite comments I put in blue.

MY LIFE NOW (in 2000)
My family: MaryLane (39), Kirk (42), Jason (16), Trent (12), Kimberly (9)
My Bishop: Mark Ebert
The Prophet: Gordon B. Hinkley
YW Leaders:  Mona Davis, Freddie Jewkes, Valerie Swenson, Alyson Grossen, Gynn Smith
Favorites:
Singing Group: Backstreet Boys
Song: Will 2K, all BSB songs
TV show: Friends, Jazz games
Movie: Rush Hour, Mulan
Book: Harry Potter
Class in School: Lunch, I Hate school
Teacher: Mrs. Elliot, Mrs. McCarthy
Friends: Amy my lezi  (WHAT THE HECK! WHY WOULD I WRITE THAT)
Food: Taco Bell, Chinese, Mexican
Fun thing to do: hang w/ friends, see hott boys, shop
Most important even in the past year: Hawaii, Lake Powell, time w/ Amy, BSB concert
Most fun even in the past year: all of the above
My most important feelings or thoughts: Guys are so hott!!  I hate school!!

MY LIFE 10 YEARS FROM NOW IN THE YEAR 2010 
(i have included the spelling errors)
I will be ___X___Married    ______Single
I will have accomplished the following in my education: collage, high school, middle school, elementry, pre-school
I think my career will be: photographer, news broadcaster
I want my husband to be like this: HOTT (double underlined), smart, good education & job, high standards, want kids
My wedding/marriage will be like this: I will be married in a pretty temple have a cute reseption. really pretty dress, lots of pictures taken.
I will probably have ___0___children.  maybe pregnant w/ one
I think I will be living in: somewhere in Utah. dreaming: Hawaii, Florida
I want the following to be important in my life: My family, carreer, looks

That's Just Great

Wow....delivery man.....I'm really impressed.

What a great way to hide the package.

I'm sure nobody will notice it now.

That's not my name!

That's not my name!
Oh wait....that IS my name.

Ever been to Sammy's?check it out here
They make the most amazing shakes where they throw in a whole piece of pie.  They're amazing.
It's a way fun place to go and grab a burger/sandwich, sweet potato fries (with carmel sauce for dipping. if you haven't tried it yet, you should), and one of these delicious shakes.

My friend, Michael C. Hanks text me today saying if your name was "JENNIFER" you got a FREE shake at Sammy's today.

5 minutes later...we were there.

Best day of my life!

Jake & Vienna

What I'm most upset about is that I can't get the stupid song

"On the Wings of Love"

out of my head.

When you know.....you know

You know it's LATE when....

        -you put the cereal box away in the FRIDGE

You know you're finally a WOMAN when....

        -you crave CHOCOLATE every single day and cry over anything

You know you are in LOVE with a food when....

        -you ask the server to box up SOMEONE ELSE'S leftovers for you to take home

You know you're STRESSED when....

        -you look like Rudolf with 3 eyes and have 50 KNOTS in your back

You know you're PRETTY good looking when....

        -a 4th grade GIRL says, "see ya hottie," and "good-bye gorgeous" 

You know you're getting OLD when....

        -you can drive for over 20 minutes before even realizing that you NEVER turned the radio on

You know you're PROCRASTINATING when....

        -you know what everyone is thinking or doing at the moment.  thank you FACEBOOK. and you have a recently updated blog

You know you're looking forward to RETIREMENT when....

        -you can sit at a restaurant for over 3 hours talking and PLAYING CARDS with friends

You know you've lived in Provo for almost 6 YEARS when....

        -you catch yourself singing HYMNS as you walk up the stairs to your apartment

You know you need to start eating more HEALTHY when....

        -you realize that you honestly haven't eaten a single vegetable in over 2WEEKS

You know you're not that SPECIAL or unique looking when....

        -you're told every day that you either LOOK FAMILIAR or like someone they know

You know your life is SO blessed when....

        -you just STOP and think for a minute