You know it's LATE when....
-you put the cereal box away in the FRIDGEYou know you're finally a WOMAN when....
-you crave CHOCOLATE every single day and cry over anything
You know you are in LOVE with a food when....
-you ask the server to box up SOMEONE ELSE'S leftovers for you to take home
You know you're STRESSED when....
-you look like Rudolf with 3 eyes and have 50 KNOTS in your back
You know you're PRETTY good looking when....
-a 4th grade GIRL says, "see ya hottie," and "good-bye gorgeous"
You know you're getting OLD when....
-you can drive for over 20 minutes before even realizing that you NEVER turned the radio on
You know you're PROCRASTINATING when....
-you know what everyone is thinking or doing at the moment. thank you FACEBOOK. and you have a recently updated blog
You know you're looking forward to RETIREMENT when....
-you can sit at a restaurant for over 3 hours talking and PLAYING CARDS with friends
You know you've lived in Provo for almost 6 YEARS when....
-you catch yourself singing HYMNS as you walk up the stairs to your apartment
You know you need to start eating more HEALTHY when....
-you realize that you honestly haven't eaten a single vegetable in over 2WEEKS
You know you're not that SPECIAL or unique looking when....
-you're told every day that you either LOOK FAMILIAR or like someone they know
You know your life is SO blessed when....
-you just STOP and think for a minute
Hahahahaha oh Jen, you made my day. My fav was the "you know you've been living in Provo too long when you catch yourself singing hymns while you're walking up to your apt." You're so clever!
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